im still in love with grimmons vampire au
simmons tells grif he needs to stop eating garlic bread around him because it could literally kill him. grif says it’s a risk they have to take
simmons needs to go somewhere but it’s really sunny out. grif says he can just hide simmons under his hoodie. it’s fine, nobody will notice that he apparently has 4 legs
simmons transforms into a bat for vampire reasons. grif literally bursts into tears and hides from him for like a week
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over
If someone uses their mental illnesses as an excuse to hurt you without apologizing you get the fuck out of there. My abuser would use it as an excuse and make me feel guilty for my hurt feelings because it wasn’t his fault he was cruel to me.
new headcanon: when sarge isn’t wearing his helmet he squints aggressively at everyone
it seems like he’s just being very very suspicious of everything around him but actually it’s because he needs glasses whenever he’s not in his helmet but he refuses to wear them
Roadtrip AU where we run away from home problems, steal and deface signs, and fall in love along the way
If you haven’t played Shovel Knight… how come?
This is one of the bosses, Plague Knight. Probably my favorite design… to be fair, good luck ending up with a design that’s NOT rad when you’re basing it on plague doctors.